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It was a gorgeous morning for the first week of October. The sun was shining; the air was crisp. A perfect day. But here I was, staring at a murder victim on the floor of my office. The body was there, minus a head, and next to that was a pile of vomit. I figure they killed the victim in the heat of the moment and lost their cookies after realizing what they’d done.

A crime of passion? A deal gone bad? The motive is still a mystery.

A black female was seen leaving the area of the crime.

She looks good for it but I’m not so sure. Though she’d had a reputation for killing mice before, this one just doesn’t seem to fit her MO.

The witnesses are a little shady and may soon be on my suspect list. With rap sheets longer than their tails and street names like ‘Demon’ (a.k.a. Valentine, Mildred, Anvil, Lavender…the list just goes on) and ‘Schitzy’ (short for ‘Schizophrenia’) one can’t help but be just a little suspicious.

No new leads have appeared and the crime is still under investigation.